'Tis the Season
Me (2:01:04 AM): did you guys get a package?
pseudoencephalon (2:01:12 AM): Yeah, got it today.

pseudoencephalon (2:01:32 AM): Luckly now one at the Bomb Squad was hurt.

pseudoencephalon (2:01:35 AM): Er, no one.

Me (2:01:41 AM): uhhuh

pseudoencephalon (2:01:53 AM): Your attempt at our life as failed once again.

Me (2:02:01 AM): um

Me (2:02:05 AM): you blew it up?

pseudoencephalon (2:02:11 AM): Yeah.

Me (2:02:15 AM): shit

pseudoencephalon (2:02:26 AM): Implosion is the proper term.

Me (2:02:40 AM): it wasnt a bomb, dude

pseudoencephalon (2:02:45 AM): What?

Me (2:02:52 AM): yeah

Me (2:02:57 AM): not a bomb

pseudoencephalon (2:03:00 AM): What was it?

Me (2:03:18 AM): just some christmas cookies I made you

pseudoencephalon (2:03:35 AM): Poison christmas cookies?

Me (2:03:38 AM): poison cookies...

Me (2:03:42 AM): I mean no

pseudoencephalon (2:03:48 AM):

Me (2:03:49 AM): Peppermint

Me (2:03:57 AM): Peppermint cookies

pseudoencephalon (2:04:05 AM): I do like peppermint.

Me (2:04:16 AM): yeah man, I'll have to send you some more

pseudoencephalon (2:04:22 AM): You sure will.

Me (2:05:12 AM): just be sure to open this one together

Me (2:05:28 AM): you don't necessarily have to wait

pseudoencephalon (2:05:50 AM): Okay.

Me (2:07:13 AM): just so you both stand really close to the package

Me (2:07:19 AM): and breathe deeply

pseudoencephalon (2:07:39 AM): Uh, to be closer together in Christmas cheer?

Me (2:07:55 AM): yes

pseudoencephalon (2:08:29 AM): ...okay.

Me (2:10:56 AM): cool

Me (2:11:23 AM): and don't warn-- spoil it for anyone else

Me (2:11:30 AM): they'll get theirs...

Me (2:11:40 AM): the surprise

Me (2:11:54 AM): that is

pseudoencephalon (2:11:54 AM): Yay! It's fun keeping secrets!